Drawing Contest


Every July, frankenart mart hosts our Annual Hot Dog Drawing Contest. The winning design [decided by in-store vote] goes on a mass-produced frankenart souvenir. Wieners receive a free souvenir and bragging rights.

Past Wieners:

Steven Lee - TShirt Design
Flannery Bateman - Mug Design
Adrienne Peterson - Merit Badge Design
Alanakai and Jordan - Hankie Design
Me - Temporary Tattoos to come

Commercials


Theme Songs

We are always in need of musicians to develop little diddies for the mart. Come on down and make yours up on the spot. Others have:

Frankenart Themesong - by Sarah Pizer-Bush

Technomart - by Ethan Levy

Pegacorn Heavy Metal Anthem - by Michael Kadel. Each delicious yet dangerous bag of Pegacorn comes with a free CD.

Commercials

Visit the Mart - by Kara Hearn

Burnt Commercial - by frankenmart mart

Frankenbrew - by Leslie and Chris. Frankenbrew was a rootbeer made for the corner store show.

Artvertising


The frankenart approach to advertising is that it is an extension of the art. We invite artists (this means you) to submit themesongs, logos, commercials, and other marketing materials to be used for store promotions. We also invite you to creatively engage with the concept of adsvertising and create artvertisements for the mart.

Miniature Billboard Available

Our frankenart billboard is available for lease. Ads for anything real or imaginary welcome. Rates are $7 per week or $1 a day. Billboard dimensions are 13 inches by 8.5. A frankenart representative will design your ad if you sign up for a month. Billboard lights are maintained by the Miniature Billboard Lighting Corporation who is paid in cokes.