The Art of Adevrtising

In an effort to defy branding, frankenart invites artists to submit themesongs, logos, commercials, and other marketing materials to be used for store promotions. Contact a frankenart mart representative to submit your own work of ad.

Drawings and Such

See some of the ads here.

The Annual Frankenart Hot Dog Drawing Contest will be held in July. The winning drawing will become the design for our next T Shirt. Winner gets a free T and bragging rights.

Theme Songs

We are always in need of musicians to develop little diddies for the mart. Come on down and make yours up on the spot. Others have:

Frankenart Themesong - by Sarah Pizer-Bush

Technomart - by Ethan Levy

Commercials

Burnt Commercial

- by frankenart

Frankenbrew Commercial

- by Leslie and Chris. Frankenbrew was a rootbeer made for the corner store show.

Cycling Team

Our frankenart mart cycling team is coming together. We go on occasional Saturday morning rides from the store outward into the world. If you're interested in joining us, send Zeke, the team captain, an email.

Souvenirs

T Shirts:

Designed by our Hot Dog Drawing Contest Winner, Steven Lee, the frankenshirts are made of organic cotton and come in all sizes. And at the amazingly low price of just $16, you can't afford not to have one. Free cat hair with every purchse!

Everyone is welcome to make and sell frankensouvenirs here at the store.